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These days, I'm disappointed when I go outside and there's not a package from Amazon waiting at my door.
Prime is becoming a problem.
Julia Sweeney's daughter Mulan invented anal sex. #wits
This is about the time Obama has his Jed Bartlet moment, right?
Phase 2 Lightning Advisory! Oh no!
Awkward conversational silences will account for a full two-thirds of the running time if my screenplay is ever committed to film. (~83min)
My life is like Shaun of the Dead but without the zombies. Otherwise it's EXACTLY THE SAME.