I'm ballin forty in my hand, Bet this mother fucker won't NBA Jam @chip216

Tomorrow tho. RAWRRR @itswintertime7 @a_winter10 @ayymoebius @joolsdrools @adaviss get ready I'm peeing my pants all day.

@joolsdrools @carlsaggin well obviously I don't have a life. And we all know Carly hasn't had one for years.

“@kaitlynreynolds: Everyone tells me I'm hott. I just want someone different that sees through my looks.” LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

And I puked at midway.

Fuck Jeff Carter

@jeremyschoener is the fucking man

U also fucked muti dudes when with him "@celiaaasheets: you're my ex boyfriendfor a reason #bye #leavemealone #sonicetonight #sorrynotsorry"

LOVE pic.twitter.com/Q3gZ2Rzq

Lets not forget that @jeremyschoener did in fact actually walk home from campus last night. #fitlife #nobrainsbutalotofmuscle

Just saw dominic trapasso (dtrap) making out with his dog in his car. What a #fucktard.

Blow will Forever be my favorite movie.

Fall out boy is in town. Why the hell are we not going? @itswintertime7 @shanyount

@ayymoebius @joolsdrools KISS EACH OTHER ALREADY!!!! #tan #muscles #brightorangeshirts #moebswearsmakeup #dogtagnecklace #poloswag #gayboi

shout out to @joolsdrools for first night not getting kicked out of the bar

@holytaintcsaint HAHA YA MAN #FUNFACTS

Gettin puzzled with the fam @joolsdrools pic.twitter.com/O6fLq2cD

@ninaazee UNICORNS UNITE. *touch horn tips and frolic down a rainbow road*

@celiaaasheets yes, yes, and yes. Sorry I enjoy saving my money. My parents don't pay for my education. Do you still fuck that 40 yr old?

@marydaviis you're welcome.