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Jesus could not swim. #BibleOmission
' But this AA+ grade really means AAA mom. So can I go play now?
Twitter = life with subtitles.
In Iowa we filled up at KUM & GO GAS Co.
What do you think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is doing tomorrow, hunting eggs ?
I don't believe that they could build a robot to do Twitter correctly.
Why am I doing this on my phone when i have the laptop on the nightstand? It's a fully equipped bedroom.
Just finished the drive. Snowblower is wonderful. Had to move all three cars. They call that a first world problem.
She carefully hung his special sock by the chimney with care hoping Santa soon would come there.
Starving hoarder standing before an open refrigerator, "eat it or keep it"?
Tried new names for the baby but she said Hemorrhoid was a little out there.
Waiting for Royal Baby George to slay his first dragon. On dragon watch.
Earth Day ? I'm looking for Earth and all I see is water. Had to go on Twitter to find dirt.
If you want me to look at your eyes, don't give me art or reading material on your chest.
When a teacher steps into the hall during class it is usually to fart. :-)
Far away may not need to encompass two spaces.
This is taking longer than Psychotherapy. U.S. NAVY SUBMARINE SERVICE VETERAN Type 2 Diabetic