@drthiscrthat Big man on campus pic.twitter.com/Ym8ugiAmQs

Gurl, I love u more than white ppl love quinoa

I enjoy a #Canucks loss just as much as a Flames win. #5chneider

Jarome Iginla, I love you. #thankyouiggy

#FreeIginla

Thanks, Obama #poweroutage

At my cousins wedding and the DJ asked for requests. Lets see how a bunch of old Indian people like Kanye.

I'm currently in Toronto, the Leafs whoop the Senators, and are actually in a playoff spot. Feels like the early 2000's man

Listening to Kanye in preparation of the Imagine Dragons concert I'm going to #yyc

Kristen Stewart is the human equivalent of a rainy day

You destroy families @beaubonhommme RT @stats_canada: Assembling Ikea furniture is the cause of 34% of Canadian divorces

RT @teamshanay: Beyonce will save this Super Bowl.

I can't believe Donald Trump's twitter isn't one of those parody accounts

Sickening. Absolutely sickening. No sports fan should have to go through that

Hockey is the best sport on this planet. #islanders #penguins #senators #habs

Shout out to the clearly hammered girl on the train blasting Wild For The Night by A$AP Rocky feat. Skrillex on a boombox of some sort #yyc

#thankyouiggy and also #firefeaster

#BeersInALunchbox

@drthiscrthat RT @omgfacts: Having excessive body hair is linked to having higher intellect

#MERCY