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I’m hanging on to a tweet until after you learn your lesson.
I don't trust coffee makers smarter than me. I've seen G-Force.
I've never given out unsolicited advice. I specialize in giving orders.
My eyelids are magnetically attracted to themselves.
Ew, dirty creatures saturated in lust. Get your filthy paws out of my sight, and begin to store your emptied minds with beauty for a change.
Having a panic attack on a bus is not fun.
I am strange and unusual. :/
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