Margarine is OUT!!! I never trusted that stuff.

A lost ball will cost you stroke and distance.

I assume you want the cheque made out to 'cash'?

Chris Neil: asshole on ice and off.

In the meantime, let's order another round of beers.

At certain times today it will be partly cloudy, and at others it will be variably cloudy.

I'm proud of the fact that I can really be an irritant.

@scottlinnen doesn't it depend which way they're pointing? :)

"Mikey: uh, best shag you ever had?
Billy Mack: Britney Spears.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Wow!
Billy: No, only kidding. She was rubbish."

The guy who played "Chef" and one of the Playboy bunnies from 'Apocalypse Now' wound up playing a married couple in the movie 'Valley Girl'.

@webber103 awesome! :)

I stopped the world for you! Now you want me to MELT with you?!?

If I was bitten by a tsetse fly, I'd probably have more energy.

Mass

Stir

Bay

Shun

If she is generous with jobs of the hand and blow variety, that's a plus.

Lima beans are a very regrettable food.

I'd even kiss you after you had a salmon salad sandwich for lunch.

I can't decide if I should pay the bills, load the dishwasher or empty this whisky bottle.

Not easy being responsible.

Sure, I'll fuck you senseless. I don't give a fuck.

Well, in a manner of speaking.

C'mon, drink up. You gotta get a little fun outta life. C'mon, I'll stick some music on.