Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
About to play my first poker tournament in a casino. Feel like I'm gonna vomit.
I signed up for the Reddit Secret Santa and my match's profile just says that he wants a fleshlight.
I've had 'My Lovely Horse' in my head for about three days now.
Guy blew me a kiss when I let him in a queue of traffic this morning. I think this should replace the thank you wave.
Oh god I really fancy Mr. Hanssen. #holby
Why is Trystane Martell being described as the heir to Dorne? :/
Supporting Germany for the potential Henning Wehn / panel show material.
Was gonna get lots done this morning but now the dog's settled on my lap, so that's that.
Just realised there's a security camera in my favourite boob rearranging spot at work.
Boss: Wow, have you got lots of friends away travelling?
Me: No, strangers on the Internet send me postcards.
Giving blood. Just gonna skip over my sleeping with homosexuals and injecting drugs phase.
I can not see the word 'pivot' without hearing David Schwimmer shouting it.
Can we have a Disney songs prom next? Actually. #bbcproms