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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    I'm 29 years old and I go to bed at 8:30. Subscribe to this feed for more exciting updates as I learn about Epsom salt and 4pm dinners.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Accidentally listened to four seconds of Daughtry and now I'm pouring bleach in my ears and trying to throw myself on sharp objects.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Looking to trade some photography/video work for a new computer. Please hit me up or retweet if you can.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    I will miss Leslie Knope more than most real people.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Pulp Fiction came out 20 years ago today, which means my parents are probably still mad at me for going to see it in theaters.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    This power outage is causing the Ravens to come down off that Charlie Sheen sized coke high they got during half-time.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    To the pompous, insufferable jerks: Stop linking the Denver shootings to politics, religion and your own pharisaical belief structure.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    If I have a child and you buy it a binky with a mustache on it, I will raise it to be a Kung Fu master, solely to beat you senseless.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Can't wait to see everyone's Instagram'ed, blurry, out of focus pictures of fireworks tonight.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    19 year old me: "Can't wait to get off work so I can stay up all night!"

    29 year old me: "Can't wait to get off work so I can take a nap."

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    You'd think walking down the office hall singing The Cranberries would receive better reception than "shut-up, shut-up, shut-up you moron!"

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    If I died today my epitaph would probably read:
    “He was kind of a dick, but he always refilled the reservoir on the Keurig.”

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Shameless promotion: Before and after @beardsauce. pic.twitter.com/ABj73Eb8pd

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    I’m headed to NYC tomorrow if anyone wants me to to mail them back a hot dog or a falafel or something.

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  • tehshawn
     
    Jon Snow @tehshawn

    @jennyjohnsonhi5 *gets out of line at Apple Store*

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Sometimes you've gotta charge through a lava filled castle, stomp on a dinosaur and find out the princess is in another lava filled castle.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Every Walgreens has an abandon latter standing up in an aisle.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    Every person who complains about Valentines day is secretly complaining about being friend-zoned.

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  • tehshawn
      Jon Snow @tehshawn

    When life gets you down, just keep in mind that there are some people paying to see this weeks Tyler Perry movie.

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Filmmaker, Mercurial Raconteur, Feminist, Sardonic, Bioroid. These statements are solely my opinion, and do not necessarily reflect the views of my employer

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