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Being a female programmer: meeting other programmers at a bar and having one of them ask if you're there to take a drink order #thishappened
I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by selling my car and canceling my car insurance!!
Got to the office and immediately changed out of my soaked hoodie into a waiting dry one like some sort of hipster Mister Rogers.
Not only was not a fuck given, some were taken away.
I miss potential most of all.
You think, “Well, a 16 inch pizza feeds two, and I have four, so I should get a 32 inch pizza!”, now you have to find four more pizza eaters
Perspective is realizing that you look like just as much a douchebag to those assholes as they do to you.
"The bear gods are cruel masters. They will continue to populate this world with bears until the end of days."
Why do they call it a "walk of shame"? How prudish. It should be, "walking off a really fucking good night, thankyouverymuch."
"Though underappreciated, this blade cuts through water."
Either the mystery is artifice and there's in actuality nothing to solve; or it's real yet the answer doesn't warrant the effort. Either way
Apple is making me add security questions to my Apple ID. I guess they want to make it easier for good friends to buy stuff with my money.
In a new personal low, I forgot deodorant this morning so I just bought and applied some Axe like a dudebro. Dear friends I'm meeting: sorry
OH, directions to bathroom in Dr Who themed bar: "Just go to the police call box. It will be bigger on the inside."