@boring_as_heck ahaha repeats the punchline out loud to himself

two cop cars, lights flashing & sirens blaring, speeding around a roundabout. each trying to pull the other over. forever

did u know?? snakes actuall y have tiny hands they use to crank their hogs when people arent looking

two bros chugging muscle milk so fast it runs down their chins and onto their chests. they collapse in the grass and just laugh and laugh

please irene hold back a few days. just a few days is all i ask. please hit nyc on 9/11. i want to watch fox news on that day

@bigdogclub wore my BIG DOG: CLASS WARFARE hoodie to the protests. :)

@dogboner i want a woman to acknowledge my existence

@bropiates an ongoing bongoing

faith hill goin in2 the grave 75 & still bangin. lemme up in that decrepit ass u archaic cuntry minx

@prembus baal plz RT this if u got my last child sacrifice - tot mom 57

@woodmuffin cola flavor is a social construct you fuckshit

"suck my dick judge" "banged ur mom u guilty son of a bitch...please strike that interaction from the record we just playin" #casualcourt

my 100th follower gets a FREE XBOX PS3 BIGGER PENIS BREAST ENLARGEMENT SKIN CARE FREE GIFT DEPRESSION CHICKEN CAT ANTI-VIRUS INSOMNIA TRUCK

@lowenaffchen social justice b*tch

@boring_as_heck @bertovo unless your ethnic its just a regular patch

@drsleaze do not pass go do not spend 200 dollers on more booze

@drsleaze just marry a 10 year old african boy and he can get you all the diamonds you would ever want

@muscularson u idiot bitch. im not addicted i can quit whenever i want. lock up your valuables i saw Free Will around. hes a motherfucker

@muscularson so this guys laptop wasnt locked up in a safe. how is that stealing? free will is a motherfucker

@tricialockwood your porn name is lisa frank. your vaginal wall is fluorescent pink i cum lense flare in you impregnating you with a whale