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we found your daughter sue. she committed sue-cide. lol. no but seriously, she killed herself and it was probably your fault.
the thing i like best about the zoo is that the tiger HAS to listen to all of my problems because cages.
buzzfeed i think its time you helped me decide which is the most hip hop sandwich.
hear that knock at the door? that's obama. he here to take your guns. don't have any guns? then he gonna kill you. with a gun. then take it.
no but here's an idea bob. we will make our microwaves loud. the door will open and close loud. every key will beep real loud. loud
the priest said "you may now kiss the bride" and i muttered "so she can give you herpes too" a bit too loudly from the back row
nice HAT?!? this is just my regular face & head
*offers a woman-in-trouble a pez candy*
yeah eat your orange juice and your "complete breakfast" you idiot, i'ma listen to ruff ryder's anthem and bust out the door this morning
an "ARMY" where you get free education, are encouraged to stay fit, and learn how to function in society, but without making you kill ppl
wake up sheeple.WAKE. UP. what's with all these sleeping sheeple. get up! brrring brrring. hey, sheeple, it's earth calling, WAKE UP SHEEPLE
pick up a thing from in the ocean and just fuckin eat it. its what our ancestors did. its tradition. you have to do it.
Orthodox jewish kid confusing his ghost costume with the holepunched sheet his parents have sex through.
hahahahaha even romeo dallaire made the list over your scandal plagued conservative trashbags #cdnpoli
take a picture, it'll last longer!
but still not long enough
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