"@gcappp: Why was Mitt Romney in my dream?" because he is your future

#NOBAMA2012

"@spoiledbratprbz: Excuse me while I subtweet bitches I don't follow 😂" @kasss_xo

my gram wouldnt let me throw my apple out the window cuz its littering.i told her its decomposable & we have bigger concerns than littering.

i dont understand why it takes ppl more than 5 minutes at the taller at the bank...like deposit or cash your check and GO!!!its not hard.

@glitzy_blonde if it has glitter and rhinestones its a definite yes!! #SparkleAndShine

#imissyou

bad luck brian gets a cat. its black. @badluck_brian

"@uberfacts: A man's beard grows faster when he is anticipating sex." I think this is about @56_sanchez #grizzlybeard

"@eroticsextips: #Ladies don't be scared of the dick, ride the dick...." I can see @brookiebbby 's mom saying this

I wanna cuddle #wahh

"@whattheffacts: A man who was arrested for underage drinking six hours before turning 21." @brookiebbby

"@thefunnyracist: I'm going to make a cartoon series just for black people. It'll be called Looney Coons. #BlackHistoryMonth" @heavychevy676

Can I just drop out of college and learn the art of badazzling and rhinestoning?? @lifeofabarbie

#hungrytweet

"@lifeofabarbie: spending hours bedazzling your everything. #lifeofabarbie" @brookiebbby

RT if you're ending 2011 single #teamsingle

Happy 238th birthday Marine Corps #semperfi

you wish you could cuddle with me hahah

Omg Youngstown, get ur shit together