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I tweet for the childless aunts who ask their kindergarten-age nephews to refill her wine glass
If anyone is on the fence about buying the new Beyoncé, just know there is a song about Jay cumming on her dress. GOODNIGHT.
You ever get mad at a couple on House Hunters for picking the wrong house
If you're a fatherless woman I would like to speak to you for a piece I'm writing. Pls email me (twitter username @ gmail) Pls RT this shit.
The reason I think getting rejected from jobs is worse than romantic rejection is none of those dudes I dated were gonna pay my rent anyway.
You guys, I got my dream job.
i want to take all the girls who have a broken heart rn and feed them mac and cheese and champagne.
You have a "Pinterest strategy"? Cool. Now, let me punch you.
Happy Easter, I wrote this! https://munchies.vice.com/en/articles/coming-to-terms-with-mexican-feminism-in-the-kitchen …
Hey ATL - I am a writer/editor looking for work. If you know of any openings, I'd like to be considered. Gmail: teresatothemax 📩✌🏼
I want wine delivery. I deserve wine delivery. I ain't got no wine delivery. GARBAGE
Dreamt a girl said I didn't look good in a dress, so I knocked a box of pasta out of her hands & said "don't ever say that bullshit again"
Food and culture writer (@munchies, @totc, @thehairpin). The most famous Dodger fan in the world.
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