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Roses are red
Violets are blue
What's your dick like, homie
What're you into
If anyone is on the fence about buying the new Beyoncé, just know there is a song about Jay cumming on her dress. GOODNIGHT.
You guys, I got my dream job.
You have a "Pinterest strategy"? Cool. Now, let me punch you.
New piece up today at @thisrecording. There's a trigger warning on this one (sexual violence). http://thisrecording.com/today/2014/2/6/in-which-we-cant-remember-the-name-of-the-bar.html …
"We want 'poems that kill'...poems that wrestle cops into alleys." - Amiri Baracka
I had to clarify with my mother on the phone just now that when I said I was expecting 5-8 inches tonight, I meant snow.
MY MOM’S BOYFRIEND WANTS A JOINT FACEBOOK ACCT. I told her to break up with him.
The real winner is whoever gets to sit on Jon Hamm's beard tonight.
You guys, life is so much better when you just pretend that anyone who has been terrible to you is dead.
Essays featured on @ThisRecording and @TheHairpin. I wear a pocketknife around my neck.