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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    If you think someone eating chips & salsa on the couch naked with crumbs on boobs is sexy, then you'd pass out from what I've got going on.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    I wear the pants around my ankles in this relationship.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    "It's about fucking time." - Me, explaining what a clock is about.

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      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    If you recently met a girl who spit your cum in the bathroom sink in a hotel room that "accidentally" burned down, then I need my shoe back.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    Now I’m no doctor, but I can’t for the life of me figure out what a headache has to do with the inability to spread your legs.

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      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    When the cum hits your face with such eloquent grace, that's amore.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    My favorite Kama Sutra position is the one where you go down on me for an hour and then lock the door when you leave.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    I don't make my sex partners wear a condom because diseases are nasty.

    I make them wear one because children are.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    The amount of head I would give to be able to tweet like some of you guys is the exact amount of head I've really given but lie about.

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      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    My favorite thing about fall is that I'm usually drunk when I do it.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    I go through phases of alcoholism. I call them "depression" and "day to day living".

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      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    The shorter the skirt that you wear, the longer a man will let you carry on about your cats.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    If you've never busted a fake blood capsule in your mouth as a joke when giving a blow job, then apparently you aren't having fun in life.

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      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    If you saw how much booze was in my fridge you'd be like "I can tell from your tweets this is the least of your problems." Then we'd party.

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      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    When Starbucks starts putting liquor in their coffee I'll start paying $5 for a cup.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    I'd say I want you to be gentle when you star fuck me, but I'd be a fucking lying little whore. You can call me that by the way. I like it.

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    If you guys saw the tweets I didn't post then you'd be like "wow, I totally agree with her not posting those 604 tweets about horse porn."

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  • teriberry11
      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    I don't mind you constantly telling me that you're well endowed. Shove it down my throat, in fact.

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      Teri Berry @teriberry11

    Today marks the lesser known anniversary of when Columbus found out that corn looks the same coming out as it does going in.

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