I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said 'Thyroid problem?

If Di Matteo doesn't get the job there is not justice in this world

mitt romney sucks pass it on

It was beauty that killed the beast.......oh yeah and the 100 plus people shooting the living shit out of him

A lad just walked past me wearing a lion print onesie carrying a sledge hammer. God I love the Woodchurch.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other - you drive I'll man the guns.

Next we have @kiel88trfc boat now this one is held together by tubi grips amd deep heat spray

“I don't care if you're black, white,straight,bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that

@terryelpistole9 @liam_reilly87 @robmclovintyler @hipyeti @thejaylo87 @kiel88trfc @andyedwards16 get ready to fax your soul to God #Wolfpack

Shout out to my boys today @hipyeti @robmclovintyler @kiel88trfc @THEJAYL087 @andyedwards16 @liam_reilly87 and Jordan I love you all!! #BITW

LMFAOOO Ok so you can be gay but you have to pinky promise there will be no bumming!!! God I love the church!!!

Were you saying boooo or bo----urns??? I was saying boooo-urns!!!!

Do blind people believe in love at first smell????

“I don't care if you're black, white,straight,bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that

People = Shit

Not being funny i would rather watch the lightning and the rain than a repeat of the England France game!!!

When Me @kiel88trfc @robmclovintyler @thejaylo87 @andy1896 @hipyeti and #TheFamousLiam get together magic happenns #NotInAGayWay

I'm Jesse!!!!

Got my milk, got my sugar, got my tea cup, now all i need is a tea bag........that something that might interest you???

How the fuck wasn't Mo in the top 3 at least???