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  • Hey_Tess
      Hey_Tess @Hey_Tess

    Don't say "I'm allergic to nuts" if they make you swell up & stop breathing; a greater sense of urgency is conveyed by "Nuts make me die."

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Humorist, shower performer, avid breather, spiritual leader