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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    I forget. At a formal dinner, on which side of your plate does your phone go?

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Every last Senator who's received ≥$100K in campaign contributions from the entertainment industry supports PIPA. http://t.co/SU588pgf

    Huh.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Want to gain followers?
    Do what you love, have fun talking about it.

    Want to lose followers?
    Do what you love, have fun talking about it.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Does anyone remember the URL for that site "Let Me Google That For You" or know how I could find it?

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    It's like Republicans all attended alternate universe kindergartens, where "me first" was taught instead of "share and share alike."

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Parents in the middle school drop-off lane wouldn't recognize civility if it beat in their empty skulls with a rusty crowbar.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Hey @zeldman, I just endorsed you for "Web Design" on LinkedIn, so let me know if things really start to take off for you now.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Seems like some people are invested in the current sporting event, whereas some other people are not invested in the current sporting event.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Social Media (n.): The exchange of your life's potential for the belief that everything you do or say is meaningful to a crowd of strangers.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    I didn’t separate the sausages before putting them in the freezer, and now they’re stuck all rolled up together.

    #wurstfurledproblem

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Hell is other people's filenames.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    "The private sector, not the privileged sector," is such a more compelling framing than private vs. public.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Hard to believe the Dodgers are worth two Instagrams.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Michelle Bachmann hiring Sarah Palin's debate coach is like a potato hiring a Nerf gun in hopes of becoming vitamins.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    It seems like some people take the royal wedding very seriously, whereas some other people do not take the royal wedding very seriously.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Form follows funk, son.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    RIP Gaddafi, Qaddafi, Kaddafi, Cuhdaffy, Cahdoffy, Codophy, Qedahphie, Kdahhfee, G'Daphy, K-Dawfey, Guhdoffee, Q:Doffie, Gahdoughy, Cdawfeee

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    Just imagine how much tail the Google Maps team guys are getting today.

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    "What’s wrong with education cannot be fixed with technology. No amount of technology will make a dent."

    - Apple cofounder Steve Jobs, 1996

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  • texburgher
      Geoff Barnes @texburgher

    With regards to SOPA & PIPA: I've called my congresspeople. Spoke to humans at each office. Took 15 minutes, tops.

    Your turn.

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