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My friend's little daughter just described 3D movies as "when the big screen comes in your eyes". I'm trying hard to be an adult about this.
My sexual prowess? Lol. Let's just say I tried 'eye fucking' someone once...
Still couldn't find the hole.
i said Goddamn, Cape Gate... Why so many mullets?
look, this could be the vodka talking, but everyone on the dancefloor smells like cum.
Between being lyrically deaf & mondegreens, I'm crushing it every time I hear Bruno Mars' "young white girls".
if it wasn't for Google & my little sister, i wouldn't a fuck have been able to boil these Goddamn eggs for the hike this morning.
"I lost 8lbs using 'Cape Town Summer™'. All I did was sit & watch the fat/sweat come right off. You can too." - A Climate Change product.
Sex so good, you wake up & realize it was a dream.
A wet dream.
You're a 40-something year old single man living in your parent's basement.
I'm the product of society. And also of 2 consenting adults unsuccessfully using the 'pull-out' method.
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