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Fuck you, James Holmes. Fuck your ego. Fuck your malevolence. Fuck your guns & tear gas. Fuck you and everyone like you, you piece of shit.
Weed stores? BANNED! Dressing like comic book characters at a movie theater? BANNED! Assault weapons? CONSTITUTIONALLY PROTECTED! #America
Our parents had JFK, we had Steve Jobs. Edison gave us electricity, Jobs gave us the Jetsons in real life. We lost an icon today. Mourn him.
If I was in London right now, my first instinct would be to go to The Winchester, have a nice pint, and wait for all of this to blow over...
I dropped out of film school 20 yrs ago. Went home from Vancouver a failure to some. Meanwhile, I was writing CLERKS... #ShitWillWorkOutKids
Whenever I feel life blows, I just think "The Dark Knight Rises in a month..." Suddenly, life's worth living again.
Steve Jobs! Thanks for never settling for the way things were during a life you spent showing us how things could be. O Captain! My captain!
Dear Super Bowl Commercials: I already have a car. What I DON'T have is access to more DARK KNIGHT footage. Sell me some of THAT, please.
Heartbreaking to read witnesses in Aurora say they first thought the shooting and gas was an elaborate, in-theater extension of the movie.
Holy shit... BEN AFFLECK IS THE NEW BATMAN!!! http://variety.com/2013/film/news/ben-affleck-is-the-new-batman-1200586881/ … Do you know what this means? It means that I've seen Batman naked!!!
Remember, kids: Before you ever try to kill yourself, try being Batman first. You got nothing to lose (except a few hundred test Batarangs).
I was (and remain) the laziest, least talented fat-ass I know. I came from limited means & had no connections. You can do it too. #NoExcuses
Secret of Success: Keep your focus on what YOU want to do - not what anyone else wants or is doing. You lose time watching others succeed.
Dear Rob, My heart goes out to you, sir. Fat boys get cheated on all the time so I know the feeling. If you wanna get high & cry, I'm here.
CATHOLICS! Tomorrow is All Saints - a Holy Day of Obligation. It means mandatory, mid-week church-attendance or Jesus releases the Kraken.
Not trying to take any credit for insane ignorance but I'm pretty sure Todd Akin was describing Pillow Pants the Pussy Troll from CLERKS II.
It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!