Holy shit someone finally found a LEGIT picture of the iPhone 5! Thanks @digeratii!!! http://t.co/qDidf3O5

iTunes 11 was definitely worth the wait. The design and functionality of the entire experience is seamless. I'm lovin' it.

@mike_ftw Tomorrow we vote to keep the Internet free for everyone. Not just for corporations who can afford more bandwidth to their site.

@stevestreza Wait until you start taking radioactive Jambox showers. That's how Daft Punk were born.

Just got the email. I'm proud to announce...

I now work for Apple.

Thought I saw a guy wearing Google Glass. Turns out he was just wearing his sunglasses like an asshole.

Holy shit.. Today marks 6 years since Anna Nicole Smith died. I had no idea it's been that long.

If the new Super-Man movie doesn't live up to the hype that the new trailer just put into my soul... I am going to fucking snap.

Fckn EPIC Nickelback parody about Instagram. Absolute must see!

Thanks to @missamandax0 for posting this.

 http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parody …

@cyrisxd That's a pretty quick poop.

There is no way in hell Apple should put a "more apologetic" letter on their U.K. site. Having to do it in the first place is bullsh*t.

Just got the callback for my 3rd and final interview with Apple! Woo! Here's to hoping!

@digeratii Current Status: Alpha Male

@missamandax0 You've tweets can be pretty ominous sometimes.

"I listen to bands.. that don't even exist yet." -Chris Finn

Are they chanting "Blues suck!"? How classy is that. Way to go LA.. assholes. @missamandax0 you're excluded from that comment.

@missamandax0 I have faith because you have the right mind to notice when shits going south and you get out quick. You've got this.

Movie by myself? IDGAF. This is gonna be good. (@ AMC Esquire 7 - @amctheatres for Oblivion)  http://4sq.com/Zef6Ul 

@missamandax0 hungover?

@missamandax0 I've never seen you so tweet so enthusiastically before. It really must be a good game.