3.0 earthquake hits etch-a-sketch museum, entire gallery lost

"But donkeh, you cant hold all the legislative power! After all, we have SHREKS AND BALANCES"

VOTE NEWT GINGRICH FOR MOON GOVERNER

God dammit Ralph pic.twitter.com/z2lz0X7x

the problem with women is, no matter what their opinions on sex are, they dont want to have it with me

so, please, mr carter, and may i remind you you're under oath: just how did you beat shaq?

and i believe further testimony claims multiple witnesses were screaming, and i quote, "jam?"

so according to witness reports mr carter "put it in the hoop. not unlike a slam?" is that correct?

try as i might i cannot make a :3 face #weeabooworldproblems

shes not tsundere, she just actually hates me #weeabooworldproblems

"you read manga?" yeah, what are you into? "fma, death note, naruto..." oh ok cousin we can stop now

I LOVE LIVING IN JAPAN I BET YOU FAGGOTS COULD LIVE HERE DONT YOU #jordanlist

Next toime on dragonball zed vegeter and goku find themselves in a sticky wicket!

man spam bots these days are SURLY http://t.co/k1lERJhT

transfer students are not interesting at all #weeabooworldproblems

im totally like rin except i have arms and social skills and i cant draw and im a dude and im not like rin at all

moshi that joke was awful i am sending you a postcard made of feces

Boner, BONER, and ~Boner~ #thekeycollection

#lessambitiousanime Shortpants and High Socks with Lederhosen

THIS IS WHAT 1080P WAS MADE FOR http://twitpic.com/3hogod