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I think FB needs to add a "OMG that was SO funny.. When I saw it on Twitter 6months ago" button under statuses
My Chicken Briyani brings all the Indian boys to my yard. And they're like "it's not as good as my Mothers, but it will do for now"
Me: "but I'm happy being single!" Grandma: "oh honey, that's what all the lonely girls say" .... BURNT by my own grandma. Ouch
I just want to buy a family of Lindt bunnies, set them up in a village scenario & pretend to be Godzilla & eat them dramatically
Going through my bras is like watching a flashback of all my failed past relationships
Shout out to all the girls that will lose their virginity tomorrow because their boyfriend gave them a teddy bear holding a heart
#ThingsMyMotherTaughtMe - don't EVER dye your hair blonde. EVER. You're indian
I'm on this new diet I like to call "no money in my bank account' ... water is delicious
#ThingsDurbanitesLove - dressing like like they are in a Russian winter when its below 20 degrees
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. Its about who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet
Just found a brown & white male jack russel running up & down Northway, Durban North. He is scared & lost. Please RT & help find his family
#ThingsMyMotherTaughtMe - If you're not For Sale, Don't Advertise [translation: Don't dress like a hooker!]
#IndianVersionsofCommercialSongs adele - someone like you should marry my son
You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose. You cannot however, pick your friend's nose
I assume that every girl turning 22 this year will upload an album called "I don't know about you - but I'm feeling 22" on Facebook.
Shout out to all the guys that are using tomorrow being the end of the world as a reason to get their virginal girlfriends to have sex.
White people attempting to dance to Dubstep is dangerous. Can y'all stop before you take someone's eye out?
The real tragedy is that, even with a solid university education & life experience - some of you still want to keep up with the kardashians
Brown hair & eyes as dark as the black abyss where my heart should be. Is there anyone out there? because its getting harder & harder to breathe.
