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What's Paula Deen's least favorite Pokémon?⁰⁰⁰BUTTERFREE! HAHAHA I'M GONNA be single forever aren't I
Let's generously assume there are 100 unique Christmas songs at about 3 minutes each. That's only five hours of music. On loop. For a MONTH.
Internet’s down. Guess I’ll watch Netflix. Oh. Wait. Alright, guess I’ll watch YouTube, th-SON OF A
Pokémon Red & Blue came out 15 years ago.
fucking yoshi’s fucking island is such a fucking good fucking game
Dubstep is autotuned farts.
I like big mutts & I cannot lie / you other bros can't deny / when a dog walks in w/ a big goofy face & a tail wag in ur face u get
What if The Black Eyed Peas are actually a Ｃｏｌｏｓｓａｌ Ｐｉｌｌａｒ ｏｆ Ｗａｓｐ Ｅｇｇｓ
“What if Other Planets Replaced Earth's Moon?” Literally gasped at my computer as I scrolled down. http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/ron-miller-what-if-we-had-a-planet-instead-of-a-moon … #spaceiscool
Toothpaste: Preemptively ruining midnight snacks for at least 200 years.™
On second thought, it's probably exactly what it looks like. Personal account of @winandtonic.