*Phone vibrates at home* barely hear it. - *Phone vibrates at school* F*cking earthquake.

The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with

I like it when you smile, but l love it when l'm the reason.

Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll think of it every time she looks in the mirror.

RT if you are between the age of 12-18. I follow back!

You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. If you were in my shoes, you'd fall the first step.

I don't want a perfect person, I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well & loves being with me more than anything.

I have skin. Potatoes have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?

2011: Every day I'm shuffling. 1836: Each and every riseth of the sun I will be moving thy feet in a whimsical manner.

Immature = a word boring people use to describe fun people :)

You jerk; i dougie. Your cool; I'm epic. Your fresh; im fly. You kid; i joke. U walk; I swag. U dream; I believe. Ur different; i'm original

I ALWAYS wonder if someone, somewhere, is doing the same exact thing as I AM. :)

I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.

Things I do everyday: Get up. Be amazing. Go back to bed.

"My mom said no. :("... LMFAO jk I just don't wanna hang out with you.

Boy: "Who hurt you again? I'd kill him." Girl: "Committing suicide is terrible."

I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip. I obviously don’t have it all together, but I like it that way

That awkward moment when you're talking and you realize no one cares about what you're saying.

Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.