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*Phone vibrates at home* barely hear it. - *Phone vibrates at school* F*cking earthquake.
The awkward moment when your parents don't appreciate the hilarious child they have been blessed with
I like it when you smile, but l love it when l'm the reason.
Call a girl pretty, and she'll forget it in an hour. Call a girl ugly, and she'll think of it every time she looks in the mirror.
RT if you are between the age of 12-18. I follow back!
You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. If you were in my shoes, you'd fall the first step.
I don't want a perfect person, I just want someone to act silly with, someone who treats me well & loves being with me more than anything.
I have skin. Potatoes have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.
Dear inventor of tampons, How awkward was it for you to explain your invention to everyone?
2011: Every day I'm shuffling. 1836: Each and every riseth of the sun I will be moving thy feet in a whimsical manner.
Immature = a word boring people use to describe fun people :)
You jerk; i dougie. Your cool; I'm epic. Your fresh; im fly. You kid; i joke. U walk; I swag. U dream; I believe. Ur different; i'm original
I ALWAYS wonder if someone, somewhere, is doing the same exact thing as I AM. :)
I'm a girl. I don't smoke, drink, or party every weekend. I don't sleep around or start drama to get attention. Yes, we still do exist.
Things I do everyday: Get up. Be amazing. Go back to bed.
"My mom said no. :("... LMFAO jk I just don't wanna hang out with you.
Boy: "Who hurt you again? I'd kill him." Girl: "Committing suicide is terrible."
I am who I am. I’m weird, I’m lame, I run into things, I spill food, I trip. I obviously don’t have it all together, but I like it that way
That awkward moment when you're talking and you realize no one cares about what you're saying.
Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have Internet connection.
Belieber, Mahomie, Directioner FTW. I bleed burnt orange! #TeamiPhone #TeamFollowBack #TeamIDGAF :)