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Just ate a turkey and spinach sandwich on cracked wheat and chased it with water.
So when does this "healthy lifestyle" shit kick in?
I hate when women get all fancy and confuse me by using big words such as "likewise"
@mssweetteaz
Don't you love it when a sub tweet really hits home. Thank you for the pick baby!
Xoxo
@hipchkk
I don't know why, but that made me smile and I don't have shit for a reply Jen! XOX
I am hands down without a doubt the hottest motherfucker in this Walmart McDonalds!
Boy: What's wrong with mom
Me: Meds from surgery
Boy: If I'm ever on those meds..
Me: Wha' You want me to video you
Boy: YOU BETTER VIDEO ME
@moistpork @drunksocialite
I'd like to, but it doesn't mix well with Duck Dynasty
There's a line here.... Mostly spermacide and cocaine, but a line never the less. IG thatstingz