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Just ate a turkey and spinach sandwich on cracked wheat and chased it with water.
So when does this "healthy lifestyle" shit kick in?
...fortunately for me, I keep my tweets numbered for just such an emergency
Nothin says depressed more that "Star Trek for one please"
A woman scorned is one thing but a bitch with bullets is another!!
My Ouija board just told me to go fuck myself
I posted a pic of grilled onions on IG... 75 likes
I got 88 problems because I blocked 11 of em'
I hate when women get all fancy and confuse me by using big words such as "likewise"
I am hands down without a doubt the hottest motherfucker in this Walmart McDonalds!
A social website shouldn't piss you off. That's what the DMV is for
Boy: What's wrong with mom
Me: Meds from surgery
Boy: If I'm ever on those meds..
Me: Wha' You want me to video you
Boy: YOU BETTER VIDEO ME
I bet Asian people mock us by getting fat and fucking a cousin
There's a line here.... Mostly spermacide and cocaine, but a line never the less. IG thatstingz