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Dear song writers
No more fucking police sirens in your songs
Stop fucking up my buzz when I'm driving
I hate describing my friends as Gay or Lesbian, it's labeling
I rather say "his house is immaculate" or "she is really good at softball"
I heard someone call themselves "Twitter Elite" I guess that's a better word then "lonely"
Forget "once you go black you never go back"
"For that special occasion go caucasian"
"the best thing about twitter is you can make shit up" Abraham Lincoln
The lady in front of me at Walmart has six kids and is buying a baby gate. I want to tell her you should try putting that on your vagina
If you're going to treat your woman like shit in public~
Be ready for a dude like me to stand up for her and put a foot up your ass
Whom ever decided to stop putting toys in cereal
Beauty is rare
There are many pretty,sexy or hot women but not all are beautiful
Beauty is its own category and defined by more then looks
Bullying is horrible
But you also need to teach your kid not to be such a sensitive bitch
If she gives you butterflies don't let her go
I'm so Lucky!!!
I'm always getting head from girls that "Normally don't do this"
That hot chick DMing you is scratching his balls right now
Don't flatter yourself, guys will fuck anything.
Take a minute out of your day to let someone you know that you care about them
Your minute can make their 24hrs
I hate pulling out,,
I rather just change my number
You know you suck at spelling when spell check had no idea what the fuck your trying to spell
If you're not raising your boys to respect women they will never become men
I like that 1 Rap song where they talk about how much money they have
When life closes a door on you,,
Kick that shit down and take what's yours
“Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift”