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I give up on Hunt. He's either an idiot or a massively corrupt bastard. And regardless of what he actually is, he shouldn't be in govt.
Jessie J is basically a vajazzle with a microphone.
Hurrah for Jessica Ennis! And hurrah for a positive female role model instead of some TOWIE bint.
Loved the Paralympics? Then campaign and fight to stop this bastard government ruining the lives of disabled people.
I wish Bane would turn up now.
The only way today could get worse is if James Blunt serenaded me with the Go Compare song.
Today an obscenely rich old scrounger will read a press release for a bunch of wealthy idiots with no mandate. Hurrah for democracy.
"But how will I be funny without the crutches of misogyny, prejudice and offensiveness?" - Unfunny people.
If only the NHS had been carrying a flaming torch at the time of the reform bill, then maybe the BBC would have mentioned it once or twice.
If Toby Young's beatings at school helped form his character, then that's the best argument against corporal punishment I can think of.
The passport photo booth camera adds 10 pounds, 15 years, three chins, and your name to the sex offenders register.
Just completely failed at reading a map. You can tell that I was only in the Girl Guides for the experimental lesbianism at sleepovers.
Unilad's pages now say "THIS ARTICLE WAS WRITTEN FOR THE PURPOSE OF HUMOUR AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY". So that makes misogyny OK.
People hoping that Ched Evans gets raped in prison are as bad as those blaming the victim. RAPE IS WRONG IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES.
Adele's "21" has overtaken "Dark Side Of The Moon" in UK album sales. Stop the world, I want to get off.
People who share those "curvy girls are better than skinny girls" images on FB are missing the point by replacing one ideal with another.
"...to the people who put missiles on top of flats"
Is Terry going to change into an Italy strip quickly? #gloryhog #euro2012
Why didn't they fit the Torch with one of those joke candles that you can't blow out? They're only about a quid.