I actually donated to keep @grahamclark listening to people on public transit so I don't have to. #maxfundrive

@jaredrnorman @4l15741r  http://drunkhockeyplayers.tumblr.com/ 

Finalist! http://t.co/jzluZqEa

@4l15741r wins his first round! Moves on to the semis. http://t.co/FrUjPO4A

Girl singing country songs at sopranos is wearing an @protomen shirt! Just fantastic.

Chanting "let's go bruins" while Raymond was hurt on the ice, classy Boston.

Imagine if the Islanders had consistent goaltending….

@parisesther HOME MOVIES 4EVER!

Anyone been to the mall lately? That shit's fucked.

So tonight it's the Vancouver Millionaires vs. Pavel Datsyuk.

That's the one! “@riffvickers: Retweet this and I'll change my name to Gary "Hot Dog" LaChance.”

That one episode of This American Life makes me glad I never went to summer camp. Wet Hot American Summer always changes that.

I just beat someone in NHL13 with the username ILUVSNATCH. Feels good.

@jesselcampbell clever girl...

@txaea got a new hat.

For the love of God don't go downtown tonight, it's awful.

Eating pulled pork while watching people leave the synagogue. I'm a terrible Jew.

I wish there was a way to retweet yourself.

Vince Vaughn isn't smilling now,

New Pig is fantastic.