#neveraskablackperson for lotion. You'll smell like cocoa butter for a month

There's no wifi in the forest but I promise you'll get a better connection

@tommybhong @stoner_stuff Reasons I smoke pot:
1)Because
2)Because
3)Because
4)Because
5)Because
6)Because of the wonderful things it does.

Never stop searching for the universe in you

1920: "May I have this dance?"
1950: "Want to go to the drive-in?"
1980: "What's your sign?"
2013: "Here's a dick pic"

Weed >> bath salts @bearded_stoner http://t.co/cJ6vJHOP

@bearded_stoner time bomb drop and detonation 💣 pic.twitter.com/MwJWMqr1

Let the negative go and let the positivity flow  http://instagr.am/p/Sx03cljbxh/ 

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're a boomerang. You were in love with a boomerang.

Don't judge Sarah Jessica Parker until you've galloped a mile in her hooves

Marijuana is legalized and Hostess goes bankrupt.. Well played, America. Well played

@tommybhong Starburst pipe #ediblecreations http://t.co/wQlCD3kx

I need to find a Pisces! "@piscesareus: Head from a #Pisces is so good, you'll wake up thinking about their tongue."

OPEN YOUR FUCKING MIND pic.twitter.com/H2OuANOH

Starburst pipe for ya bitchass pic.twitter.com/KAmg1anS

@thatbakedgirl the world is low, the devil waits, so I stay high as heavens gates

@tommybhong you guys like purple shit? #nugporn #nofilter http://t.co/7NFvz5x9

When did women stop cooking like their moms and start drinking like their dads..?

It's funny how the older you get the more you begin to like the things you hated as a kid. Like naps and getting spanked

I bet hipsters stroke it to 70's porn because its 'vintage'