"I hold the radical feminist opinion that you should treat women like people even if this doesn't get you laid" - @pervocracy

Okay who was the one talking about denim condoms because I found this http://t.co/lcPCNdT0

Is it allowed to bring pizza into church

CUTEST THING EVER, little kids playing Rammstein's 'Sonne'. http://t.co/zpGYfmE6

a dude came into the shop specifically to point at my hair and ask Why. BECAUSE LUCIFER DEMANDS IT OF ME FUCKER THAT'S WHY

You haven't lived until you've masturbated to Beethoven's 9th.

i asked someone at this party what he does for a living since he gave up his webshop and apparently he 'mines bitcoins'

Today I saw underpants with goats on them. I didn't buy them. What's wrong with me.

This is a window in my local library. The text says 'expand your mind'. I love it. http://t.co/SKW71iG2

@grifteezy my cat died and my dad said 'I don't know if cat heaven exists but that's where she is if it does' while we looked at the sea

"It's a small step for FUCK" if Armstrong had tripped and fallen.

@sursmiley @piss_wizard 'PISS' 'BULLSHIT' 'EYEBALLS' 'OBAMA'

i'm gonna drink coffee until i get a heart attack and die

 http://i.imgur.com/2bpe7.jpg  yes

a fun national holiday involves white people dressing up in blackface and screaming 'IT'S NOT RACIST' when called out on it

I finally found a way to tell the world how I feel all the time *without* twitter! http://t.co/JTRn7zG0

I look really good in my new clothes! Now I'm taking them all off because really, fuck clothes.

I used to think freemasons were like guerrilla knitters and just secretly built walls and stuff in the middle of the night

I don't think eating is erotic at all at any time but that might be because *stuffs pizza in mouth, leaks tomato sauce through piercinghole*

Also for christmas I'd like a 50-pack of batteries and a 'do not disturb' sign.