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Is it allowed to bring pizza into church
a dude came into the shop specifically to point at my hair and ask Why. BECAUSE LUCIFER DEMANDS IT OF ME FUCKER THAT'S WHY
You haven't lived until you've masturbated to Beethoven's 9th.
i asked someone at this party what he does for a living since he gave up his webshop and apparently he 'mines bitcoins'
Today I saw underpants with goats on them. I didn't buy them. What's wrong with me.
"It's a small step for FUCK" if Armstrong had tripped and fallen.
i'm gonna drink coffee until i get a heart attack and die
a fun national holiday involves white people dressing up in blackface and screaming 'IT'S NOT RACIST' when called out on it
I look really good in my new clothes! Now I'm taking them all off because really, fuck clothes.
I used to think freemasons were like guerrilla knitters and just secretly built walls and stuff in the middle of the night
I don't think eating is erotic at all at any time but that might be because *stuffs pizza in mouth, leaks tomato sauce through piercinghole*
Also for christmas I'd like a 50-pack of batteries and a 'do not disturb' sign.
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