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Whoever said a picture was worth a thousand words never saw my niece's drawing of a horse. It's worth only 2.
Fucking
Terrible
When I can't decide what to watch the answer is usually An Hour Of Netflix Selection Screen.
I'd say goodnight but i don't want to attach unfair expectations to the next 8 hrs or so.
Redneck guy that lives behind me fighting w his girlfriend sounds a lot like a foul-mouthed 4 yr old trying to describe the judicial system.
Christian Bale's voice will be so low & gravely in the new Batman, only Treebeard & Pyornkrachzark will be able to understand him
#nerdtalk
@normmacdonald
"i'm half the Wolf i use to be but i can still stand on my own 2 hind legs." -Proud Aging Wolfman
Any hot moms out there want to get together and talk about the practical reasons for headlights on vacuum cleaners?
Just added bleu cheese to my spicy seafood ramen noodle bowl. Pretty sure Gordon Ramsey is on his way here to congratulate me personally.
Dear people I no longer follow. There is a difference between a tweet, a status update & a waste of my fucking time. Learn them.
Funny how everyone w a Misfits tattoo lists "in a band" as their profession instead of "fry cook", "porn store clerk" or "usually homeless"
I hope everyone is safe from the hurricane. Everyone except Smash Mouth. Please kill them Irene.
My new movie idea: Its a love story about long-time friends, JS Bach & GF Handel discovering each other. It's called Baroque Back Mountain.
Do astronauts charge exorbitant shipping & handling fees? Is that why star fruit is so expensive?
Apparently some guy walked a tight rope today, hey buddy welcome my relationship EVERY DAY! AM I RIGHT FELLAS!!??!
"Im gonna tear up the town tonight!"
-guy who builds model towns then pretends to be Godzilla but decided last min to go to the bar instead.
I'm telling my GF that i didnt answer cuz my phone is dead so no one tell her i'm boozing it up.
-Sent from my iPhone
the term Radmaster McFull On Sweetness gets tossed around a lot these days... Also, I host The Cannon Report @Cannonreport
