Given that Gary Speed had phenomenal strength and self-discipline, hopefully no depressed person will ever again be told to get a grip

If anyone knows a JASON PROTANO, roughly 40 yrs old, his dad David is in his final days in Manchester & desperate to see him. Plse RT

“Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank; give a man a bank and he can rob the world.” (via @dan_gliebitz)

Horrendous frontpage layout from the Liverpool Echo, please never let this happen again | via @themediatweets http://t.co/4uSFQTBx

Danger of bringing a bored husband shopping with you: http://t.co/AjtGiS4x

Twenty years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope.

REMEMBERING STEVE JOBS. Here is Steve Jobs on magazine covers going right back to the start of his career: http://t.co/VNNotyxL

RECOMMENDED. Details of criminal past of Stephen Lawrence's killers: only published now verdict is in. Flabbergasting http://t.co/bIf08N3b

SEVENTY-FIVE % of people cannot find the the mistake in this: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15. RT if you found it.
(via @breakiingnews)

Mother's Day success: bringing poached egg on toast and chocolates on silver tray to bedroom. Managed not to wake up wife while I ate them

INSTALLING SUMMER.....
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Installation failed. 404 error: Season not found.

Best frontpage today, and possibly ever, is Western Mail's: http://t.co/JEFHHEhN

Retweet this if you use an iPhone and you want to ensure people on the #Blackberry timeline know your phone still works when theirs doesn't

RECOMMENDED. The regrets of people on their deathbeds. Never read something so powerful on this before.
http://t.co/d4EUdICH

TITANIC: to get a sense of how huge it was, look at this picture of the ship's rudder. Then search for the man. http://t.co/PdlTU8EY

WHEN GRAPHICS DON'T WORK: http://t.co/DzqGzt4W

Interesting: how student called Liam managed to destroy the rest of his life today with ugly remarks about Mr Muamba -
http://t.co/WVupDFof

TO THE LADY who left a Euromillions syndicate at Corby coach station just before it won £38m: upside is loads of parking places at work now

Please RT this if you believe there should be a knighthood for Justin from CBeebies. He's on now, the kids love him. http://t.co/YXfOtrp2

Teenager dies in 80mph crash while updating her Facebook. Last message: "Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha."
http://t.co/O6OFDzld