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"How do you respond to David Jaffe?" *suck breath, looks at camera "WELL I ONLY GOT ONE THING TO SAY; I'M GONNA SEE HIM AT WRESTLEMANIA, AND
Wait wait, guys, imagine Mass Effect film as directed by JJ Abrams. We would hit critical levels of lens flare.
Guys, game journalism is broken is broken. We need someone to be brave enough to talk about how broken game journalism is broken is.
Girlfriend: "It's weird how, to men, women are the manipulative ones, when guys have websites about learning to pick up women with lines."
"Firefox Ahri" "Safari Caitlyn" "Explorer Ezreal" "Chrome Rammus." ...oh my god
they should make a clone of angry birds called angry vaginas, but instead of pigs and houses, it's Rush Limbaugh and society
"SWEET A NEW GAME" tears open packaging, rifles through box, pulls out Club Nintendo code, tosses box + game away
"Who purchased OoT 3D?" I did. "Why did you purchase it?" Because I love being sold my childhood like a bondage freak loves leather.
Guy I'm talking to has a phone with a text message that's the orc Bloodlust noise from World of Warcraft.
Cyberpunk trailer really tells me the creators like slow mo, sexy women, violence, and the future. If only there were more games like that
"SEE WEBCAM GIRLS GET UNZIPPED" oh yeah baby gimme that WinRAR action
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