Oilers need a center, Jason Arnott needs a contract & bastard children need to see their dad. Make it happen Tambo. #Oilers @edmontonoilers

Canada losing isn't embarrassing, but Calgary fans sitting quietly on their asses during our country's time of need is #WJHC #yyc #2012WJC

How about "holy shit tornado Alberta"! Courtesy of @proud2bealberta #yeg http://yfrog.com/keer7pkj

Twenty bucks says Jay Feaster drafts a double cheeseburger from Peter's Drive-In. #NHLDraft #TSN #Flames #yyc

It's sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.

Westjet has flights for $109 if you're looking to be in Vancouver for the riots tomorrow #VanLAK #EatShitCanucks #Canucks

Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. 

Tornadoes are scary, not just because they'll fuck you up Kansas-style, but because the emergency radio broadcast lady is creepy #yeg #yegwx

Tom Gilbert, seen here at the Coliseum LRT station. What a great defenceman! #Oilers #yeg #BlameGilbert @blamegilbert http://t.co/np4yn6HG

Just wanted to say "what's up" to all you Vancouver Canucks fans out there. #Oilers #Canucks #yeg #yegarena #yvr pic.twitter.com/VubhNMPoTY

Hurricanes & Oil Kings Brawl Jan 27, 2013  http://youtu.be/sdf7w6gPYK4  #OilKings #yeg

blockading a highway exceeds the limits of a peaceful protest because it infringes on the rights of others  http://www.inews880.com/news/edmonton/story.aspx?ID=1864184 … #idlenomore

So, Saskatchewan, any thoughts on your lowlife, disgraceful savages? @cityofregina @skgovma @leaderpost @sskroughriders http://t.co/mvc85G7b

BULLSHIT! -- City threatens to suspend beer leagues for drinking | Edmonton | News | Edmonton Sun http://t.co/Mw1Uar1I #yeg #beerleague

Rider fans are like Mosquitos. They only come out in the summer, are annoying as hell, and should be slapped. #Riders #CFL

Hockey Alberta has announced that it is removing batting from baseball. @hockeyalberta

For those of you just tuning in, you're watching the dawn of a dynasty. #oilers #yeg #boysonthebus #gameon #hockeyisback #stanleycup

Okay protesters, it's time to put on your big boy panties and go home. #idlenomore #canpoli

Brushed off six cars, boosted three, pushed two and towed one. I've done my part. Have you? #HelpYourNeighbour #yeg #yegtraffic #yegwx

I'd rather buy knock-off apparel from China made in slave shops by children than support the NHL. Merry Christmas, Chen Yang. #NHL #Lockout