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if "jackass" and "BET uncut" had a child, it'd be WSHH.
sarah palin is why i don't think "honey boo boo" is funny. white trash grows up, and sometimes stumbles into "relevancy".
robin thicke strikes me as the type of dude who gets drunk, falls off a yacht, and ends up discovering atlantis instead of drowning.
that russian girl fucked up and now her sister has to go to the hunger games.
#2dollarsubs > 2 chainz
if i were unemployed, i'd respond to every tweet tagged "#CraziestPlaceIHadSex" with "no, you didn't".
saw "dr dre" trending and instinctively knew that (1) he didn't die and (2) the trend had nothing to do with "detox".
gordon ramsay mocked a grown man into tears & then mocked him for crying. it was like an alley oop to himself off the backboard of cruelty.
another navy SEAL raid while obama was giving a speech? he's got that "end of the godfather christening scene" swag down pat.
the worst part of the internet's legacy? it gave stupid people access to other stupid people. who, together, decide they're smart.
2/3rds of the people contributing to this #IHateWhenMyWaiter TT are fronting like you get table service with the dollar menu.
being the flavor flav of white people, minus the involvement in classic albums. #macmillerproblems
batkid carrying out batman's mission (become a symbol of hope) in real life. he's not playing batman. he. is. batman.
if you're consulting twitter for #LawsMenShouldFollow, it's too late. and your father failed.
bolt so fast because he has to physically run his BBMs across the island.
son, if george zimmerman shot a dog, he'd have been lynched six weeks ago. white people love dogs over everything.
will smith did not pay scientology all that bread for some dude to just out him on camera.