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zimmerman on CNN: "i still get death threats"
everyone else: "well, you're still not dead"
wale got kanye's attitude and obie trice's discography.
if "jackass" and "BET uncut" had a child, it'd be WSHH.
you know that prank where people stole a garden gnome & took photos with it all over the US? that's terio's whole life now.
sarah palin is why i don't think "honey boo boo" is funny. white trash grows up, and sometimes stumbles into "relevancy".
matthew mcconaughey is the white kanye
robin thicke strikes me as the type of dude who gets drunk, falls off a yacht, and ends up discovering atlantis instead of drowning.
that russian girl fucked up and now her sister has to go to the hunger games.
is wale worse at basketball or rapping? i say yes.
outkast announcing 40 tour dates *after* coachella tickets sold gotta feel like a retro jordan restock.
#2dollarsubs > 2 chainz
idris elba didn't sacrifice an arm like "127 hours" so you could cuddle. i did.
if i were unemployed, i'd respond to every tweet tagged "#CraziestPlaceIHadSex" with "no, you didn't".
idris elba didn't use his white privilege to keep you safe, i did.
saw "dr dre" trending and instinctively knew that (1) he didn't die and (2) the trend had nothing to do with "detox".
gordon ramsay mocked a grown man into tears & then mocked him for crying. it was like an alley oop to himself off the backboard of cruelty.
another navy SEAL raid while obama was giving a speech? he's got that "end of the godfather christening scene" swag down pat.
women loved me my whole life. i never made a list of what's "wrong" with women. not a coincidence.