if "jackass" and "BET uncut" had a child, it'd be WSHH.

sarah palin is why i don't think "honey boo boo" is funny. white trash grows up, and sometimes stumbles into "relevancy".

that russian girl fucked up and now her sister has to go to the hunger games.

#2dollarsubs > 2 chainz

if i were unemployed, i'd respond to every tweet tagged "#CraziestPlaceIHadSex" with "no, you didn't".

saw "dr dre" trending and instinctively knew that (1) he didn't die and (2) the trend had nothing to do with "detox".

another navy SEAL raid while obama was giving a speech? he's got that "end of the godfather christening scene" swag down pat.

the worst part of the internet's legacy? it gave stupid people access to other stupid people. who, together, decide they're smart.

2/3rds of the people contributing to this #IHateWhenMyWaiter TT are fronting like you get table service with the dollar menu.

being the flavor flav of white people, minus the involvement in classic albums. #macmillerproblems

if you're consulting twitter for #LawsMenShouldFollow, it's too late. and your father failed.

bolt so fast because he has to physically run his BBMs across the island.

son, if george zimmerman shot a dog, he'd have been lynched six weeks ago. white people love dogs over everything.

will smith did not pay scientology all that bread for some dude to just out him on camera.

so now that lauryn hill is getting locked up for being dumb, can we stop pretending she's some kind of oracle for womankind?

someone really slick with tech needs to hack sallie mae and give zimmerman a defaulted student loan. they'll find him in ten minutes.

jermey lin done more for spike lee than his last six movies.

as a kid, you ever eat a stick of gum with the paper still on it? well, now you know why "raw" is so much better.

to my followers of color: even other white people hate the "when is white history month?" people.

chick in this WSHH video really got stomped multiple times like a koopa from "mario brothers", tho.