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Creighton prep has enslaved over 100,000 american boys and young men over the course of its history. #StopPrep2012

"What time do you usually go to bed?" "When I refresh three times and there are no new tweets"

The hand sanitizer on this bus does not smell like 'straight up weed', according to local hand sanitizer expert David Porter.

.@westsidefuckers wow congrats on having the worst tweets at westside. Your parents must be so proud.

"People who are depressed all the time<< seriously things could be much worse for you" depression is not something that goes away like that.

Sometimes I catch myself whispering "I hate you, I hate this" when I am scrolling down my timeline.

Joe Zanders "people at westside need to be nicer" *double parks*

"Don't let the media trick you" I don't think it's a trick when people with mental health problems can buy guns.

*gets retweeted by one member of ~lf* *gets retweeted by the rest of ~lf*

According to the show band ranking system, ATSB is now the number 1 show band in the nation!

Love my sorority sistas! @helloitshails pic.twitter.com/7METn4Msfe

#TheDecision 8th grade me hates me for this but I'm going to the Raikes school at UNL

Getting one favorite on a tweet after 1 am is like getting 3 favorites on a tweet at 7 pm

. @blanemccann I always believed in you.

The struggle bus looks like a regular bus but it is only ridden by pissed off upper-middle class white girls with too many apple products.

Pro-life (until they get killed by a legally owned assault rifle)

She loves me for my body (paragraphs)

I am going to get a tattoo of a white girl's wrist with an infinity sign tattooed on to it on my foot.

No lie, I was a little turned on by how good ATSB sounded in the video. #ATSB