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Creighton prep has enslaved over 100,000 american boys and young men over the course of its history. #StopPrep2012
"What time do you usually go to bed?" "When I refresh three times and there are no new tweets"
The hand sanitizer on this bus does not smell like 'straight up weed', according to local hand sanitizer expert David Porter.
"People who are depressed all the time<< seriously things could be much worse for you" depression is not something that goes away like that.
Sometimes I catch myself whispering "I hate you, I hate this" when I am scrolling down my timeline.
Joe Zanders "people at westside need to be nicer" *double parks*
"Don't let the media trick you" I don't think it's a trick when people with mental health problems can buy guns.
*gets retweeted by one member of ~lf* *gets retweeted by the rest of ~lf*
According to the show band ranking system, ATSB is now the number 1 show band in the nation!
Arial in the streets, Helvetica in the sheets
Friends don't refer friends to Vector Marketing
Getting one favorite on a tweet after 1 am is like getting 3 favorites on a tweet at 7 pm
The struggle bus looks like a regular bus but it is only ridden by pissed off upper-middle class white girls with too many apple products.
Pro-life (until they get killed by a legally owned assault rifle)
She loves me for my body (paragraphs)