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Creighton prep has enslaved over 100,000 american boys and young men over the course of its history. #StopPrep2012
"What time do you usually go to bed?" "When I refresh three times and there are no new tweets"
My very distant ancestors didn't climb out of the ocean so I could drink orange juice with pulp in it.
The hand sanitizer on this bus does not smell like 'straight up weed', according to local hand sanitizer expert David Porter.
Anybody want to go hit on middle school girls at the mall with me?
I can't wait until tomorrow when Donald Trump reveals and ends this ultimate April fools day prank.
So, on a scale of 1 to literally, how done are you?
"People who are depressed all the time<< seriously things could be much worse for you" depression is not something that goes away like that.
Sometimes I catch myself whispering "I hate you, I hate this" when I am scrolling down my timeline.
I'm hosting a music festival next year and kanye, Kendrick, snoop Dogg and outkast are all going to be there, buy your tickets now.
Joe Zanders "people at westside need to be nicer" *double parks*
"Don't let the media trick you" I don't think it's a trick when people with mental health problems can buy guns.
*gets retweeted by one member of ~lf* *gets retweeted by the rest of ~lf*
Supreme court: "I guess it's okay as long as you don't, like, try to hit on us or anything"
According to the show band ranking system, ATSB is now the number 1 show band in the nation!
I can't smell
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