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#YouKnowYoureASpoonieWhen you tag the phrase 'if my body lets me' onto the end of conversation making any plans.
#masterchef contestants are learning valuable lessons: fire is hot, hills are steep and rain is wet.
#YouKnowYoureASpoonieWhen your phone has daily reminders on when and what pills you should be taking.
Come on. Own up. Which of you stinky unwashed bastards uses 48hr antiperspirant? Someone must otherwise why the hell do they make it?!
If only there was a social media platform which would allow me to think and express myself in more than 140 characters. That would be awesom
Drivers of Perth. That stick coming out of your steering column? It operates your indicators. Try using it. #drivingrage
#YouKnowYoureASpoonieWhen you take more pills than your 96yo grandmother and you're 29.
Here's the skinny: sharks in ocean, lions in Africa, polar bears in Arctic, snakes & spiders in the bush. All can kill you. Assumed risk.
The problem with watching most of your TV as download, regular TV with excessive ads is super annoying.
Bed. Very welcome sight tonight. I’m tired, sore and so not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Oh well.
Dear local and national media. I believe tomorrow is ANZAC day, not Anzac. But what would I know, I'm not even Australian.
Athletic, important, confident, pretty, funny, spontaneous, daring, creative… all things I am not. #grumpyoldwoman more like it.