The Comedian Comedians Were Afraid Of http://t.co/JHO6Idxt @jimnorton @richvos @billburr @iamcolinquinn @robertkelly @amyschumer

@joerogan http://bit.ly/fEhmV0 "'Holy Grail' of science, world's first practical 'artificial leaf' unveiled"

@billburr @joerogan Paralysed dogs are able to walk again after nose cells are transplanted into their spine.  http://youtu.be/aFyTmuaeDRg 

@opieradio @anthonycumia @jimnorton @erockradio @richvos @robertkelly Great photo from the "Thanks For Nothing" show http://t.co/orUWvq2t

@opieradio @sxm_help 1. Give O&A the same channel number on both XM & Sirius. 2. Give them a bigger studio. 3. Fire Rob Cross. 4. Apologize.

@melissastetten Good for you. There's no shame in doing porn. #ASwingAndAMiss

@iamcolinquinn @amyschumer as the entertainment reporter, always drunk from the night before and has a sassy attitude. #wittybackandforth

@opiequotes @opieradio: @erockradio, do you blame yourself for 911? @anthonycumia: ...pounds? #NagelUpInThisBitch #FatJoke

@opiequotes @opieradio: When someone says they're a 7 but they're an 8 or 9, that's a big difference. @jimnorton: Suuure #UnclePaul #golf

@opiequotes Caller: I was in Camden when Bill Burr went after the audience. @opieradio: oh you're one of 10.000 people. #UnimpressedOpie

@nortonquotes @alisonrosen: I looked out into the crowd and there were my two biggest fans. @jimnorton: No they weren't. #midget #ARIYNBF

@opiequotes @opieradio What year was (Trent Acid) big? @notsam Late 90s. @opieradio The answer was who gives a shit. @notsam Fair enough.

@opiequotes @opieradio:It went 2 space&back. Anthony:Actually it never went 2 space. Opie:Either way they scraped the fuck. #UnimpressedOpie

@sebmattz Hoppas du inser att @iamcolinquinn är Twitters bästa "troll" & att alla tweets är skämt med syfte att få folk att tro vad du tror.

@opiequotes @anthonycumia: "Was she holding her ticket book, her gun, a pen, and a flashlight?" #AnthonyQuote #TrafficCops #PrehensileFeet

@opiequotes @opieradio: "I would've used these gorgeous blue eyes of mine". #SlaveOwnerOpie #MidnightVisits

@opiequotes @jimnorton "women fighters, or female fighters. how do you say that to not be disrespectful?" @anthonycumia "Punchin' bitches"

http://www.navytimes.com/news/2011/05/ap-raiders-knew-mission-a-one-shot-deal-051711/ @anthonycumia @jimnorton @opieradio