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why don't you come kiss my root chakra?
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penblethBettyLiesBlondHousewifeMrsNutcase215
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bowling for the first time in AGES. thankfully this place is mostly empty so the laughter is at a minimum
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twilarity
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I feel like Gumby after a fifth of Jack. Thanks to my massage therapist for that.
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brokenlifeTrick_or_tweetJeanM617CheVolayBlondHousewife
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please quit using my penis as a puppet. It's tired and doesn't feel like dancing right now
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MODATCheVolayGabryylJeanM617
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being in Memphis, I feel obligated to tweet about Elvis. He's dead you know
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penblethMVANARS1ashamedtosay
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I think I'm really going to enjoy this hump day
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dropdeadchrisBlondHousewifefuddlemark
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I wasn't wearing green today..at least until that deer jumped out in front of me
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MrsNutcase215dropdeadchrismlb_matosBettyLiesJohn_M15stupenduBlondHousewife
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still packing for my trip today...so where did I put those roofies?
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MrsNutcase215BettyLies
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I haven't been this excited since I found out that I could touch myself
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bonisteelredgitanavanaxMrsNutcase215facetious_onemlb_matoskambrockblondediva11ashamedtosayMissPrissUSAJabeeD
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listening to "Red Hot Chili Peppers - Around The World" ♫ http://blip.fm/~n0b0r
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judyschuphwharris
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yes, I'm going on vacation tomorrow. Don't call me. I plan on being in the bottom of a bottle of Malibu with @facetious_one
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judyschuphwharrisnavanax
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listening to "Learning to fly - Pink Floyd (High Quality)" ♫ http://blip.fm/~n0amp
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judyschuphwharris
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time to start my trip blip stream ♫ http://blip.fm/~n08il
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beingtheophwharris
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me? just avoiding bible thumpers so I don't get run out of town. wait.....maybe I should start looking for them
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brokenlifeashamedtosayphwharrisnavanaxJabeeD
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I've been sitting on my thumbs for a month. One day before I leave you give me 20 urgent tasks. fuck you, my brain is already on vacation
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ashamedtosayBlondHousewifeCroweJamphwharrisBillMc7StillDrewblondediva11
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apparently I snore when I sleep. or so my boss says
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is it too early to start thinking of drinking something stronger than coffee?
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bonisteeldropdeadchrisashamedtosayjtalia
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would you fuckers keep it down a little. some of us are still trying to sleep
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ashamedtosaymlb_matos
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apparently I've turned this little corner of BFE into the Red Light District. damn blinds should just know when I'm naked to shut themselves
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snydBettyLiesashamedtosayJeanM617
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wow, those pants were about to self combust! at least that's what I'm telling the perv in the window when she asks how I got 'em off so fast
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