Don't know who takes the time to find these. First Newt/Schrute now Santorum/McLovin! http://t.co/HpEx7BA9

Happy Groundhog Day! Last one in this tip-of-the-cap to Bill Murray. Happy Groundhog Day! (Couldn't resist)

Happy Groundhog Day! Whoa! Deja Vu!

Happy Groundhog Day! Is it just me? Or have done this already?

Happy Groundhog Day everybody!

Don't know if @elizabeth_cook picks the music for her show. But I'll thank her anyway for the great dive to work today. #OutlawCountry

Settling in for some classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Bringing back some classic memories. pic.twitter.com/UHHlHrTv

This may be the worst idea I've ever heard.  http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/story/2012-12-06/roger-goodell-kickoffs-nfl-rule-change-concussions-player-safety …

Whoa! Explosion of @bennyfactor retweets! DUCK AND COVER PEOPLE!

Gloverland forces are amassing for a surge. This will prove as futile as there attempts to harness electricity. #Risk

And thus endeth the age of Sullivania. They're leader who does not Tweet is in exile. #Risk

I've been seeing a lot of "Gas Price" comments in RE to POTUS election. I'm not sure if as a nation understand how economies work.

One good thing about getting to work at 6 am is indulging my inner #Hobbit with a 2nd breakfast. Getting all Bilbo Baggins up here!

Thank you Google Maps Street View! This really helps me ID the building I'm looking for. http://t.co/mbEuYOwP

No matter where you put a Wal-Mart the rednecks come. It's like a really crappy version of "Field of Dreams".

Pretty sure @kellyewest made this joke a few weeks ago. https://t.co/LZ2b1eah

@bennyfactor Not a nice enough hotel, no robe...I guess a towel will do...

Who wants to play everybody's new favorite game? It's Walmart Bingo! http://t.co/77LoFCPn

I know I normally just make jokes on here, but if I can ask a serious question: Is Greece on clearance yet?

This episode of #NBCCommunity is giving Paintball 1 a run for its money! #sixseasonsandamovie