This, you fucking ignorant wretches ------->  http://twitpic.com/cj7gac 

I want to develop an app that shocks people when they use the wrong form of to/too, your/you're or their/there/they're.

Please, then, go get drunk. Because when you get a dick up your ass you can say you asked for it. @brianmcmanuss

I'm not narcissistic, I'm just extraordinarily aware of my many amazing attributes.

Sorry, but James Taylor sucks.

Barbie? That bitch's got nothing on me.  http://twitpic.com/cjwzfm 

Just doing my part to keep @talk_hard healthy.  http://bit.ly/YJOFER 

In exactly a month @talk_hard and I are getting married. Thinking of walking down the aisle to Alice Cooper's School's Out.

Arguing with @talk_hard over which one of us has caused the stupid ass recommendations Netflix is giving us. *coughTROLL2cough*

All of you who would give your left nut/tit to spend one night with my incredible bitch @desireedevine, RT the shit out of this!

Goodbye Cali... http://t.co/Bot6OLjk

I'm going to hell because I'm a Harry Potter fan? I have MUCH more interesting reasons than Harry Potter.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!  http://www.penispans.com/page2/index.html … @talk_hard @jinxie_g

@candy_love4u @bruberben @kayezee71 @topcat2014 @dondraper_ny @pussydrinkshq @olioextravergin @angelareedfox Beautiful.

Now that I'm married, penis jokes are okay. I believe that's from Genesis chapter 18.

Today, I marry @talk_hard.

It seems more writers of blogs are looking for things to be offended by so they can achieve viral status. Misery loves blog comments.

Sometimes, when I'm running people down in my car, I like to hit the brakes and give them a head start to. It's important to have hope.

I just worked 14 hours in 4 1/2 inch zombie heels. Fuck all y'all.

Love when you see people who owe you money bragging about their latest purchases online.