I hope in textbooks about why we still need feminism there are just screenshots of comments sections.

So great."If People Talked About SEINFELD Like They Talk About GIRLS"  http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6874239/if-people-talked-about-seinfeld-like-they-talk-about-girls …

To understand a writer is to realize even in their private journal they are still trying to win over an audience.

Today is World Suicide Prevention Day. If you're suicidal, tell someone. I got through it; you can too. http://t.co/L435AirX

The Entangled Teen blog has launched...and there's a huuuuge giveaway! http://t.co/mFVQxphJ

NOT SURPRISED. My dog isn't picking up on ANY of my War Horse references.

I am super psyched to announce my contemporary YA novel THE REECE MALCOLM LIST will be published by Entangled in Spring 2013!

The way people write about YA is like if I wrote, "most movies are about babies" because the only movie I ever saw was LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

OMG. I forgot in HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL they fake a power problem during the game so Troy can audition. WAS THIS WHAT HAPPENED TONIGHT???

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but your mouth is foaming, so do you have rabies.

Yes, per my RT, one of my dreams has finally come true: I am working on (marketing) a Zac Efron movie!!!! #2013 #YearofLivingPositively

My book is here!!!!!!! Well, advance copies are at least!!!! http://t.co/2uDCfTEI

Sometimes it's like your day is the worst but then Every Single Gif Of Zac Efron's "John John" Campaign Video appears:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/every-single-gif-of-zac-efrons-john-john-campai …

Between Corolla and the casual misogyny of NEWSROOM I've been thinking about ladies. This is what I finally wrote: http://t.co/NNcTlPQa

I am also psyched that my second YA novel, INK IS THICKER THAN WATER, will be pubbed by Entangled in Fall 2013. YEAH.

OK I just got invited to a Crunch (COOKIE BRUNCH) so basically who cares about my bad day, THE WORLD IS A WONDERFUL PLACE.

OH THIS IS SO AWESOME! How Not to Be a Dick to Your Fat Friends!  http://www.xojane.com/issues/how-not-to-be-a-dick-to-your-fat-friends … @xojanedotcom

Someone on this chart I just received is named Angela Catalano which sounds less like a real name and more like a 1990s TV dream come true.

I fucking hate slippery slope arguments. If we control guns, hunters can still hunt. If we legalize gay weddings, no one marries a g-d bear.

My dad: "Who's playing Philip Quast in the movie of LES MIS?"