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These abnormally large B-cups make it difficult for me to want to lose weight. Yes, I said "B". Yes, it's fucking exciting. Fuck you.
I cannot understand why pretzels were invented. Unless people had an overabundance of water and needed help getting dry mouth.
If life gives you lemons, hurl them at the next sonofabitch you see wearing $500 shoes. I guarantee he deserves it for one reason or another
Feeling all mushy and positive and lovey dovey today. So I'd like to say, to all of you wonderful people: Fuck you *gently*.
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Somewhere out there in the wide world, there's a popularity contest I'm losing. Probably several.
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It's important to have a varied diet. I make sure to alternate between "ORGANIC RAW VEGAN ONLY" and "FUCKIT, I'M GOING TO TACO BELL"
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It's amazing how I can be at work for 9 hours and still get only half of my online social networking done.
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Hippies invented patchouli so they could blame something for their stinky armpit smell. I'm pretty sure.
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I've learnt a lot from the lower middle classes. The importance of a spit-bucket when whitening ones teeth the "old fashioned" way, for one.
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