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a woman created spanx. not surprising since we take pleasure in another woman's pain. it's what we do.

we're fucking bitches.
I wonder if Texas is going to write this game out of its state-approved text books, too?
Twentieth Century Fox should really consider updating their name.
I'd hate to be the blow-up sex doll that has to fuck Ryan Seacrest.
The five Fs of Females -- food, fashion, family, fitness and finance -- actually add up to one F: Fear! Yay. Little parade. Huzzah.
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We went to an *Italian* bar for St. Patty's Day, because obviously,we just don't care.
Okay, I'm done hating the Irish but only because I'm really hoping to have sex with one tonight.
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Literate boys get allllll the chicks*

(*Online, minus pics. Results not guaranteed. If you experience rashes or stomach pains, desist.)
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I wear a Prozac logo on the ass of my running shorts, because getting passed by me has to be really, really depressing.
I can't make lemonade with what life gave me....I can however grow some kick ass plants with it.
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I have to get up early tomorrow so I better start drinking.
How long into a friendship can you say to the other person "The way you pronounce your Rs makes me want to stab you"?
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theamygrace
Why does it feel like a hostage situation whenever my family comes over?
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It's Wet Burka night at the bar.
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My last boyfriend was sexual facepalm.
Everyone knows it's a herpe but you, Diane. #cruellyspecificofficeposter
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Lost 5-3 to Sophia, 8, at Connect Four. Concurrent pride & humiliation. More pride in her than the other. If you're gonna breed, breed up.
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theamygrace
americans eat corn all day and drink beer all night. sharks should consider us their kobe beef
who needs health insurance? airport security provides FREE full body scans. not even a co-pay!
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