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Hey, y'all, don't forget this: You ARE somebody else's elusive ideal.

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It occurs to me that I've never seen a squirrel corpse. What to they do with their dead??

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I went to a wedding, with makeup. So you might see a photo of me all dolled up. Except that I probably made fuckface in every single shot.

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Cats: Because bleaching barf stains off 500 individual pages of library book is exactly what I wanted to be doing tonight.

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I'm too embarrassed to say that I'm really glad that Madonna recorded "Like A Prayer".

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Let's be succinct about it: Sunday can eat my pussy.

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Newsflash, mfers: Just because I have "rasta" hair does NOT mean it's appropriate to discuss illegal drugs with me. Esp. in my workplace.

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I came. I cleaned. I stayed up too late. What happened to "see" and "conquer"? Romanticisms are so unruly.

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I need a stiff drink and a limp---

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I can tell what the weather's like in hell based on whether my significant other goes to bed before I do. Tonight's forecast: frozen over.

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During Lent, I shall collect all debts owed to me - in preparation for my favorite religious season, "Financially Solvent."

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Goal #1: Clean cat poo. Goal #2: Clean cat pee. Goal #3: Clean cat barf. Goal #4: Rethink insanity-to-benefit ratio of cat stewardship.

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@upright LOL - for serious. Like, really LOL. As in, I just did. <3

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No matter how thin we ladies get, once a month we become unforgiving water buffalo.

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Get busy living, or get busy tweeting.

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My indian name shall be Rolls With Punches. It has two meanings.

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"Poetry is when you can't afford the 'v' in poverty."
- Doug Haning, Portland Jazz Musician

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I've got a fever. And the only cure is... more Medicare.

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I just fixed the doorbell. Thinking about removing that stump in the front yard. If only I had a man around to do the laundry and dishes.

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Good cat food is so damn expensive. But soooo good.

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