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A Korean man married a pillow with a woman's pic on it. Yes, this is truly the "Beyond" part of "Bed, Bath and Beyond."
Smoke Rings is a band? So, when your sister says she likes to blow smoke rin...oh. Well you should have been suspicious, she's a non smoker.
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You really pulled through for me again today, LifeSavers. Thank god for you. *sniff* Just... just, thank god for you.
He made a toast because he had to. But half way through his feelings for his boss came out, and by the end of the toast he needed a new job.
Corporate: We must do more with less. Me: Thats spiffy, how about you start with cuts at the corporate staff level for a change? Imbeciles.
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Told my wife that if she played her cards right, I’d rock her world.
Thankfully, she’s really bad at cards so she won’t be disappointed.
Thankfully, she’s really bad at cards so she won’t be disappointed.
Had a dream last night I was an NYC cop, only they didn't give me a gun. If my subconscious was any more transparent I'd have a glass head.
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My reality show is my back window, the one that faces the house full of narcissistic exhibitionists. Aw yeah!
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As a recovering drug addict, I must say all joking aside, that it's a shame. I struggled on and off for years. Terrible disease.
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I'm much better living my hermit like writer life. Barely speaking to anyone but the mailman. Just corresponding via email & 140 characters.
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