Camel toes are like car crashes, no matter how horrific, you just can't look away.

Some days I look long in the mirror and the person I see staring back isn't me, that's when I realize I'm not at a mirror, I'm at a window.

I am richer for the kindness afforded to me by strangers. Simple, little things like a smile, or sharing a joke.

i repeat HMM funny how conservatives get painted in such a homophobic, hateful light and yet so many are able to accept my humour w/out fear

When Gays are allowed to get married, we're going to bring a whole new meaning to "Put a ring on it" ...

Just made two jokes to two straight guys- the lib unfollowed me, presume out of homophobia, the (infamous) conservative retweeted me. HMMMMM

After all is said and done, we can (almost) all sit back and say "Thank fuck it wasn't Collingwood". #aflgf

I went into the Commonwealth bank and asked the lady if I could see her Cans. She said no so I asked to see her Can't instead.

#QandA #Smackdown2012 As a 14 year old kid, I had 10 grown adults stand over me and "pray the gay out of me" HOW IS THAT GOOD FOR SOCIETY?

I wish we stopped calling it a religion, it's a business!!! #scientology #gruen

Now that christmas is over I can go back to being a total bitch.

Remember the Macarena? Did anyone actually know the words or were ya'll like me and just sing "da-da-dadad-adad-ad-ada ehh macarena!"???

When people hate me and call me fag, I just wink at them and say 'Well you still couldn't afford me'.

70% of my american followers are pissed off. but 70% of my overall followers seem to be pleased :s me? I like ice cream.

365 Days of Lego Day 48  http://flic.kr/p/dVisRk  Every RT from one of my followers puts $1 into my kid's lego money box

I would like to respect your religions today but I simply cannot when so much hatred is spread via ALL OF THEM. You're better off without it

@margaretcho the most insulting aspect of Gillard's stance against gay marriage is she's an atheist who uses the bible as her scapegoat.

I'm not a praying man, so I will keep the everyone involved in the Tasmanian bush fires in my hopes and thoughts.

Thanks to Gotye, I can no longer say "that's an old friend" now it has to be "that's somebody that I used to know-oh" :(

Give a man fish and he'll want chips...