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Camel toes are like car crashes, no matter how horrific, you just can't look away.
Some days I look long in the mirror and the person I see staring back isn't me, that's when I realize I'm not at a mirror, I'm at a window.
I am richer for the kindness afforded to me by strangers. Simple, little things like a smile, or sharing a joke.
i repeat HMM funny how conservatives get painted in such a homophobic, hateful light and yet so many are able to accept my humour w/out fear
When Gays are allowed to get married, we're going to bring a whole new meaning to "Put a ring on it" ...
Just made two jokes to two straight guys- the lib unfollowed me, presume out of homophobia, the (infamous) conservative retweeted me. HMMMMM
Funny how my Right Wing followers are often FARRRR more tolerant of me and my views than some of my LW followers. Good riddance, prick.
After all is said and done, we can (almost) all sit back and say "Thank fuck it wasn't Collingwood". #aflgf
I went into the Commonwealth bank and asked the lady if I could see her Cans. She said no so I asked to see her Can't instead.
Remember the Macarena? Did anyone actually know the words or were ya'll like me and just sing "da-da-dadad-adad-ad-ada ehh macarena!"???
When people hate me and call me fag, I just wink at them and say 'Well you still couldn't afford me'.
I wish we stopped calling it a religion, it's a business!!! #scientology #gruen
#QandA #Smackdown2012 As a 14 year old kid, I had 10 grown adults stand over me and "pray the gay out of me" HOW IS THAT GOOD FOR SOCIETY?
I think my computer has the Miley virus coz I can't get it t'werk
Now that christmas is over I can go back to being a total bitch.
Some days i wish steve irwin was still alive so he could capture and release the kardashians back into the wild.
Give a man fish and he'll want chips...
70% of my american followers are pissed off. but 70% of my overall followers seem to be pleased :s me? I like ice cream.
Following me will cost you a nude pic of your husband- or You, if you are 18+ and male. Pay up. Under 18s, go do your homework. I follow back after interactions