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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    The hardest part of my day is stopping myself from rolling my eyes and making the jerk-off motion when people talk to me.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Remember ladies, if he doesn't want you, some other fucking loser that you're totally not into will.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    That one person that makes you feel like a million bucks also has the uncanny ability to make you feel like $1.14 in loose change.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Hi, I'm too busy regretting my past to enjoy the present while simultaneously being terrified of the future. Please leave a message.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Saying "agree to disagree" really means "I'm right but you're being an asshole & I'm sick of trying to reason with you."

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Find something you love to do. Now find a totally unrelated job to survive and pay the bills.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I draw dicks on my face every Sunday night so my co-workers think I have a social life.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Just talked to an old friend about the crazy shit we used to do when we were on gluten.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Wow, a selfie giving the finger? Give me your address, I'll send you an Avril Lavigne cd to go with that anger and anarchy.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Had to have "the sex talk" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I don't forgive or forget, I pretend you're dead. It's easier.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    The best foreplay is laughter.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I used to be worried about people at work finding my Twitter, until I watched them fuck up trying to send a fax.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Being right isn't nearly as important as knowing when to shut the hell up.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I don't need anger management, everyone else needs to man the fuck up.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    In an alternate universe there's a kitten in a cubicle looking at a poster of me trying to do a chin-up that says "Just Give Up."

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Alcohol is never the answer but it's an excellent guess.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    If you want to get over your sexual attraction to someone, get to know them.

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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    No one tell those 50 Shades of Grey enthusiasts about porn. There'd be a suburban sexual revolution and kids would miss soccer practice.

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