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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    The hardest part of my day is stopping myself from rolling my eyes and making the jerk-off motion when people talk to me.

    • 1,794
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    iwearaonesiepineappleiheartMollySneedsixfootcandyms_woodsyBwanaChrisGloGurLDirtyVegas5
    • 982
    • RETWEETS
    KatarinaKrizMollySneedbrb1213TxMellyloribuckmajorDesireeAHungQwertyJones3eliserose5
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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Remember ladies, if he doesn't want you, some other fucking loser that you're totally not into will.

    • 1,455
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    ericsshadowcharlie_tulipiwearaonesieRickyScampMelissaJoy33ZedKamuzuknottedwingscarlyken
    • 919
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    DawlceeXxJenniferAmyxXGSHOK9futietonxFreshVioletbgirl314marylogan2chalkyhams
    Tinkerbell_thetobbiethatstingsHotComesToDieSCbchbumPuddingBoobsCandyWarholerachiecandiceAllTheUglyTruthGuyAdvisor
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    That one person that makes you feel like a million bucks also has the uncanny ability to make you feel like $1.14 in loose change.

    • 1,344
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    • 678
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    SharpeBytesMidgetsparJermHimselfishDrThanatosxxprettymuchxeyednpainless____domesticHPuddingBoobsAngrea
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Hi, I'm too busy regretting my past to enjoy the present while simultaneously being terrified of the future. Please leave a message.

    • 1,206
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    MauriceBlitziwearaonesieKatarinaKrizRawanMagdy17Nehal_taher98AilaOdehBlondAmbitionTObeingtheo
    • 712
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    DanielRCarrilloVirgoSherryRivercity85CelebrityChezDonnie_FairburnIGotsSmartsUnFitzblondecalamityhipchkk
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Saying "agree to disagree" really means "I'm right but you're being an asshole & I'm sick of trying to reason with you."

    • 1,017
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    pineappleiheartMollySneedAngelaEhhralph0world_PBody__OutOnTheMoorsnadeshaenochMindiILeach
    • 478
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    pineappleiheartMollySneedpetesfirstmateqweenamemarieaskirachyrooster87duhhneemerican_ninjy
    blue292MrsDimiraMaui_SpeaksLABeachmom
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Find something you love to do. Now find a totally unrelated job to survive and pay the bills.

    • 882
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    iwearaonesieKatarinaKrizSchusterJanekevinrowe11Tortured_soulCountGripsnatch1NiteNtheHamptsnarawoolf
    • 485
    • RETWEETS
    SchusterJanekevinrowe1narawoolfHamzaPattersoncolo_love_angelJohnnyRlchardsS_SL8Kwood1007
    Hormonella
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I draw dicks on my face every Sunday night so my co-workers think I have a social life.

    • 935
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    BrigitteHurst08_h0mesickiwearaonesieMollySneedsixfootcandyaveuaskew__adult_keveragevanced5479
    • 364
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  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Wow, a selfie giving the finger? Give me your address, I'll send you an Avril Lavigne cd to go with that anger and anarchy.

    • 782
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    YoGirl_DaniiiwearaonesieKatarinaKrizpineappleiheartTCMdoubleLProf_PeejaySissiSayfreespirit72ga
    • 433
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    MSWard52UeckerGarrettiwearaonesieMollySneed69shadesoftaarLoveAllTheMynlyZoneOfSarcasm_emilydwhite
    CackleClubanother_lisaCroweJamhurlarious
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Had to have "the sex talk" with my daughter, she was a little overwhelmed so I left out the part about golden showers & donkey punches

    • 1,036
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    iwearaonesieMollySneedsixfootcandyProf_PeejayLuvPug2SPOCK_XQIr9lgXaHSUXQDBowlbyThaDon
    • 177
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    BowlbyThaDonTheAngryMailGuyQwertyJones3fuzzlimenikijaybevem3281StarksWeek__DranoRaul
    StarksWeek__Gobshite_JonJon_Brownllvvzz
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Just talked to an old friend about the crazy shit we used to do when we were on gluten.

    • 811
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    zaraleascottioMauriceBlitzdlockw21BrigitteHurst08DaddyJewKirbyvisioniwearaonesieBazarComedy
    • 391
    • RETWEETS
    dlockw21iwearaonesieBazarComedyEdwardCimorellimollybeachbeezus_2walkcorkKCGibbons
    1BigMickJessObsessCtotheASS
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I don't forgive or forget, I pretend you're dead. It's easier.

    • 789
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    • 333
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    DuaaniacsokyshipnConstanceJacksoenzoburritoLipLush1irracpsycheeZendamaParanormMollySneed
    Not_From_TroyThedudishEFFFFFFYOU________PuddingBoobsBurgee66__________OngoingBSinmynewskin
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    The best foreplay is laughter.

    • 837
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    • 285
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    LovinNisaGoodkid55LipLush1pineappleiheartbadgaldeezybharu1307Boo_berries_MollySneed
    Sheila_Mac420bourbonmelikeyblondecalamityFragileFriend____OhNoSheTwitnthappygodrink132_bpmLittleHarmonicatamytoo2Smethanie
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I used to be worried about people at work finding my Twitter, until I watched them fuck up trying to send a fax.

    • 814
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    • 221
    • RETWEETS
    kat97140SubySaltMollySneedCrankyNaynayQwertyJones3DoctorPhilOsTwo_sneaksevem3281
    JustASmirkRossRants
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Being right isn't nearly as important as knowing when to shut the hell up.

    • 703
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    pineappleiheartNOLAN_MAMollySneedshakes31471toyotaman1988mafrazier15QwertyJones3TheMichaelRock
    • 330
    • RETWEETS
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    nativerogueSilentMusings2DavidOzmunddaddyville
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I don't need anger management, everyone else needs to man the fuck up.

    • 622
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    iwearaonesieMollySneedsixfootcandyProf_PeejaySissiSaymkesquiremissusKCricowallace
    • 305
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    Two_sneaks0hJuliettedjr_102_FitsNShits
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    In an alternate universe there's a kitten in a cubicle looking at a poster of me trying to do a chin-up that says "Just Give Up."

    • 645
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    KatarinaKrizMollySneedpricecody19mstuckingslisaxy424CantBeTheWalrusCottonKatherineLKandall
    • 270
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    tommy2point0PurrVidaklingonfeministsar182ahdebbiewolvenDanielRCarrillosamstokkers86Shelby409
    CVTBabyJaySaysStuffaveuaskew__
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.

    • 554
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    KatarinaKrizMollySneedBethie15422027Bull_Hockeyamazymay72xMr_Friend_ZonellvvzzzProf_Peejay
    • 288
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    Bethie15422027Mr_Friend_ZoneKatieExpatashleyklejnaBrutalParagonLosingLikeABossDanny_McH2OMaybe2me
    Kori_OkieCroweJam
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    Alcohol is never the answer but it's an excellent guess.

    • 509
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    JTQuestSalmisenJaniJinxy00philEfanaddictjohnbiehlbilksGhetto_Trophycaribelli
    • 260
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    SalmisenJaniCarl_bhafcphilEfanaddictFavstar500FavsDJVanEveryBBF_JAmiigatWiseFada
    WildeThingyDanDoofus
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    If you want to get over your sexual attraction to someone, get to know them.

    • 580
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    pineappleiheartjack_attack515LaytesAgainTwobit333Two_sneaksTheMichaelRockloops888kroger1205
    • 185
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    MollySneedStarksWeek__SamarthBalikrishna_vanLamommyangieRealShaughnpiercetheblehhhIBurnScarlett
    PeachyiskBlazedDonuts______wheatnik
  • TheBlessMess
      Adie @TheBlessMess

    No one tell those 50 Shades of Grey enthusiasts about porn. There'd be a suburban sexual revolution and kids would miss soccer practice.

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    • 251
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    TheRealKidKashReaders84emery_kayeTheMichaelRockShaistaJustinlisaandtotskantstoplifeSlyyDog_
    Canadian_HoserJuan_IncognitoPaxochkaHoneyUnhingedMoistPork
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