I've learnt over the years that anger is the shortest distance to a mistake .. a level head and a calm mind is the best weapon you can carry

the past is the essence of us, but it doesn't exist any more

The last time you retweeted me was 03.04.2009 and I never really think much about it, didn't mean a thing honest

On a scale from 1 to 10 I like 10 the best.

You realise of course if the Aussies stop tweeting on the 21st then 'merica will freak the fuk out, can we organize this?

if I lay here long enough there will be an adventure

There's two types of people in this world and I'm not either of them.

Between twitter and KiK I need a phone with a car battery, or a power lead on a wind up wheel thingo with a handle on the side

originally thought I had a reason to be here, it was a long time ago, now I'm just here.

If your walking backwards towards me I have every right to put my hands on your ass .....

I'd forgotten how stunning your eye's actually are ...... shame on me

Aussies don't have a valentines day, we appreciate our women 365 days of the year ......

Thinking positive thoughts will eventually manifest into a positive life, enjoy every moment of every day.

That was the best apocalypse ever, sunshine and frivolous fun, last one was a meteor and killed my whole herd of Tyrannosaurus rex.

I've been practising for so long I've forgotten what I was training my self to do .....

I love sport as long as it doesn't come anywhere near me

when I sell everything up and get a favstar gold card I'm going to eBay all the trophies and get a diamond encrusted retweet button

I need to make a tactical decision on whether to wreck the whole week for my coworkers or just the afternoon

retiring from violence,drugs and excessive alcohol to be a loving caring person causes a shit load of angst and confusion, just don't get it

It's between the 6th and 85th drink .... somewhere around there anyway