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Just saw five old ladies in pant suits and scarves in front of a restaurant and for two seconds I thought it was Aerosmith. It wasn't.
Snakes on a Plane on AMC.Why? "I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane" I'm laughing like a monkey fighter.
Anyone else beating off to the song "America, Fuck Yeah!"?
I was just trying to "be positive" about something, but that fucking bullshit never works.
That new Carcass album will rip your dick off and make you eat it... And you'll say "more dicks please". Or it's just okay, I can't decide.
All I'm wearing is a butcher's apron and a hard-on. What are you wearing?
It's that time of year again, where I get mad at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Kraftwerk? Green Day? Sting? They better mean the wrestler.
Not just one of my favorite writers/directors/actors Harold Ramis was one of my favorite humans. Very sad.
Flying home,my wife hates when we get to upgrade to business or first because I won't shut up about how much "I love warm nuts in my mouth".
Taylor Negron crushed it every time he was onscreen. His shit in Rivers Edge, Fast Times and Last Boy Scout always killed me. I'll miss him.
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