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Just saw five old ladies in pant suits and scarves in front of a restaurant and for two seconds I thought it was Aerosmith. It wasn't.
Snakes on a Plane on AMC.Why? "I'm tired of these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane" I'm laughing like a monkey fighter.
Anyone else beating off to the song "America, Fuck Yeah!"?
That new Carcass album will rip your dick off and make you eat it... And you'll say "more dicks please". Or it's just okay, I can't decide.
Not just one of my favorite writers/directors/actors Harold Ramis was one of my favorite humans. Very sad.
Flying home,my wife hates when we get to upgrade to business or first because I won't shut up about how much "I love warm nuts in my mouth".
One show at Republik in Hawaii March 28th. I'll be the fat haole with a sunburn yelling about my balls and Star Wars. See you there. Mahalo!
Hey Hawaii, you sure are pretty.Wanna see a fat haole talk about how gross he is? Tomorrow night at the Republik at 8pm.Session right after.